Fireplace
Oh fire in the fireplace,
you are so beautiful.
Oh fire in the fireplace,
you are so very hot.
Oh fire in the fireplace,
I just got done working out
and am already hot.
Oh fire in the fireplace,
do you think you could
quit putting out so much heat?
Like um…now?
Seriously, I’m already hot
I don’t want to get any warmer.
Any warmer and I might have an asthma attack.
That would not be pretty.
Especially since my inhaler is empty
and I keep forgetting to get it refilled.
Oh fire in the fireplace,
you don’t really care do you?
(This post is brought to you by me… the bored, tired, and very hot me. By the way, I know the poem sucks.)
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Wow! I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time!
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Thank you!
Laughing WITH you, of course…Not AT you
Not only is it funny, but I can feel the passion coming through your words.
That was great.