Warning – Really Bad Poetry! (I’m Not Kidding.)

by 123pizza on March 10, 2009

Fireplace

Oh fire in the fireplace,
you are so beautiful.

Oh fire in the fireplace,
you are so very hot.

Oh fire in the fireplace,
I just got done working out
and am already hot.

Oh fire in the fireplace,
do you think you could
quit putting out so much heat?

Like um…now?
Seriously, I’m already hot
I don’t want to get any warmer.

Any warmer and I might have an asthma attack.
That would not be pretty.

Especially since my inhaler is empty
and I keep forgetting to get it refilled.

Oh fire in the fireplace,
you don’t really care do you?

(This post is brought to you by me… the bored, tired, and very hot me. By the way, I know the poem sucks.)

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Toby March 11, 2009 at 4:17 am

Wow! I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time!
Thank you!
Laughing WITH you, of course…Not AT you :-) .

2 Ray March 12, 2009 at 11:58 am

Not only is it funny, but I can feel the passion coming through your words.
That was great.

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