Conversation 1:
(3yo smacks 10 yo)
10 yo: Ow! Quit it!
3yo: Well, you hurt my feelings while I was hungry!
Conversation 2:
(Hubby and I are in bed getting ready to go to sleep)
Me: I owe 15 cents to the library for an overdue movie.
Hubby: Guess you’re going to have to start working it to come up with some money.
Me: I was just thinking that too bad it’s too painful otherwise I could sell some of my eggs.
Hubby: I could sell sperm. I mean I’m college-educated, ….. (there was more to it but I was too busy trying not to laugh and didn’t catch what all he said.)
Me: Except you’d be shooting blanks.
Hubby: Oh yeah.
Me: What was that about being college-educated?
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I have to tell ya, that’s my favorite kind!!! That’s why I made my hubby get the same proceedure done!! Thank God for the invention of the vasectomy!