Dude, She’s 3.

Nine year old child (after seeing this commercial on TV): I need to buy E one of those so she can sell them outside in the winter.

I wasn’t sure I had heard him correctly so I asked him to explain.

He wants her to make the cupcakes and sell them outside in the winter so he doesn’t have to share his money with her. You know, I can’t think of a single time he has ever had to share his money with her. Unless of course you count the money we use for the house payment, utilities, food, etc.

Oh and the sister he’s talking about, his only sister, she’s three. I’m pretty sure there are laws that protect her from child labor.

And why winter? Why not autumn, or spring, or summer? But winter?