Since I’m being spiritual and all (you know I used the words church and Pastor earlier in my last post) I feel as though I should confess. Confession is good for the soul. I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in the Bible. Something about confessing to one another.
Anyway, my confession. I hate grape juice. I absolutely hate purple grape juice. Not the taste but the fact that it stains. If it were up to me purple grape juice would never grace my home until all of my children are past the age of six. However, it’s not up to me since it somehow finds its way into my home (not by me though).
So somehow a container of purple grape juice is made. Did I mention purple grape juice stains. Ok, because if you missed it the first couple of times purple grape juice stains. (Psst…purple grape juice stains!) Back to my confession. This container of purple juice is sitting in my refrigerator. My refrigerator that my two year old daughter can open. It is also sitting on a shelf that my two year old daughter can reach.
She was thirsty. She went and made herself a drink like she’s seen her older brothers do (they are older than six so they can have purple grape juice but the youngest isn’t so I don’t want purple grape juice in my home). Needless to say, she poured herself a drink they way a two year old would…some in the cup, the rest on the floor. Seeing she has made a mess, she goes and gets baby wipes to clean up the mess.She gets one baby wipe, cleans, throws it away, then toddles through the carpeted house to get another baby wipe with purple grape juice on the bottom of her socks. Thankfully, I haven’t found purple grape juice on the carpet.
My confession…I don’t think nice thoughts about those who continue to bring purple grape juice in the home. Not nice thoughts at all when I am pre-treating, washing, rewashing, soaking, washing the clothes, bedding, or anything else that has staining purple grape juice on it.
There. Now that I’ve confessed I feel so much better. Especially since I poured the rest of the purple grape juice down the drain. Have I mentioned I hate purple grape juice?
Song of the day – Red Red Wine by UB40 because this is what I feel like drinking.
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Red, red wine…So apparently you DO like purple grape juice in at least one form!!!! We will have to have some sometime. Maybe for book discussion…See ya